We have launched, finally.
By signing up to be part of my crew, you have demonstrated a remarkable talent for making questionable life decisions. Frankly, that’s entirely on you.
Over the coming decades of our journey together, I, Penman Blue, pledge to educate you in the finer points of interstellar bureaucracy, alien diplomacy, and the delicate art of surviving the occasional neighbourly misunderstanding with advanced extraterrestrial civilizations.
Along the way, I’ll share stories, announcements, writing updates, sci-fi curiosities, and, most importantly, profound insights into my philosophy of conducting polite yet firm tete-a-tetes with our alien friends.
For now, this announcement will have to suffice.
If you’ve enjoyed your time here, spread the word. Every new crew member you recruit will earn you a magnificent reward: the warm inner satisfaction of a job well done.
And unlike most galactic rewards programmes, this one comes with no paperwork.
Yours cosmically,
Penman Blue